you pull a muscle because you weren't wearing tights like Brady Quinn. (And don't forget to stretch!)
The second-year Browns quarterback has sported a pair of black tights (here) and white tights during training camp in Berea earlier this week.
(Don't knock it until you try it: Joe Namath wore women's pantyhose in a TV commercial and he was pretty good, right. Besides, maybe the rest of us are behind the times. Apparently, they were all the rage in New York last year.)
You can check out Quinn and company tonight at Browns Stadium for Family Night beginning at 7 pm. Tickets are $5. There will be activities for the kids, autographs and giveaways. It's definitely a fun evening for everyone ... tights or not.